It was a clash of the titans, not to be missed. And now, DCist presents the ten best and worst moments from last night’s incredibly surreal Ron Moten-Marion Barry debate. It was really difficult to keep it to ten, we assure you.

  1. Fox 5 misspelled “Peaceaholics” on its opening graphic package, and failed to note that Barry served as Mayor from 1995-99. A good start if we ever saw one!
  2. Fox 5 anchor and moderator Brian Bolter called Moten one of Fenty’s “friends with benefits.” (Come on, you know you giggled.)
  3. Moten actually accused Gray of making his grandmother cry with a negative campaign ad.
  4. Barry stated he couldn’t speak for the Gray campaign. Then why was he there?
  5. I can’t even describe the crushing disappointment upon seeing that Moten did not wear at least a green tie to this debate. Frankly, I was really pulling for the tracksuit with a bullhorn look he was rocking at one of the the straw polls.
  6. Moten said that, like him, Gray had been called in front of OCP. He obviously meant OCF — the District’s Office of Campaign Finance. But if Moten thought he could sneak an 80s film reference past us, well, he was sorely mistaken.
  7. Barry’s insinuation that Fenty “manages by press conference.” (Uh, exactly when were these press conferences to which you refer, Councilmember Barry?)
  8. What Moten said: “There were two frat brothers…not ten, twenty, thirty. Two frat brothers out of 50,000 contracts that are going in the city.” How Moten Sounded: “you thought two frat brothers was bad?”
  9. Barry again voiced displeasure with Fenty’s “culture of corruption.” That one never gets old.
  10. Finally, a rare moment of quasi-clarity from Ron Moten: “Adrian Fenty has made some mistakes, just like Marion Barry has made some mistakes. I am kind of surprised that Marion wouldn’t agree to forgive someone who has changed the city.”