The Post warns us that traffic around the Washington Convention Center could be clogged all week … not because of a GOP fundraising dinner or a huge AIPAC conference … but because of “American Idol.” Thousands of would be American Idols will be auditioning this week which means that countless stage mothers in minivans will be driving around Mount Vernon Square getting confused by all the one-way streets and no left turn regulations. (Watch out for congestion on Seventh and Ninth streets.)

Starstruck idolers will probably be lining up early this morning.