While Gmail may have solved our spam problems, there seems to be no cure for the junk mail that clogs our terrestrial mailboxes. While most of these annoyances end up directly in the garbage without consideration, a “special gift” from the Post warranted moderate attention. We’re normally averse to mass produced chicken (or any similar food products for that matter), preferring the inconsistent and often wonderful surprises that makes smaller locally owned venues so much fun. Three extra dollars in our pocket however made us wonder. Could anything great arise from boxed roast chicken?