Thanks to DCeiver, who points out some Scientologist wackiness that doesn’t involve Tom Cruise. It seems those crazy Dianetics believers are at it again, this time causing a ruckus at a local print shop. The issue? Apparently, they thought the staff was holding on to fliers for a special event. Copies of the flier had apparently been leaked to the public, and the angry Scientologists — clearly unable to control MEST — sent a lawyer and some investigators to search the entire store. Their actions then got weirder — but we’ll let the witness do the talking:

Then they said they wanted to buy some reams of colored paper. We said fine. They said they wanted to pick which reams they got. Odd but fine. They must have bought 100 reams of paper. They opened them up and looked at the pages. It seems they thought we were hiding documents in there. They left all of the paper in a big pile. We recycled it.

Hmm. We wonder what was on that all important flier. Our suspicion: the short list of candidates to be Tom Cruise’s girlfriend. Next time, guys, please take your business to PopCopy.

Curious about the Church of Scientology, or in urgent need of ridding your body of the alien ghosts inhabiting it? A DCist source had a report on checked out the D.C. headquarters last fall. We hear that if you’re OT-5 or above, you get all-you-can-eat wings every Saturday. Or something like that.