And a Mercedes.

This really is a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation. We have a secret. We feel, as the quasi-journalist wannabees that we are, that the public has a right to know our secret. Then again, every other time we have disclosed similar secrets, we’ve gotten full in-boxes worth of hate mail. This one has sat for long enough, though, and word is filtering out already. So please, easy on the hating.

Via the 9:30 Club:

FOO FIGHTERS
This Sunday!
October 16
@ 9:30 Club
10pm Doors

There is a 2 ticket limit.

EDITOR’S NOTE: We have removed the password to purchase tickets from the site because the 9:30 Club was concerned it might violate their promotional agreement and put the concert in jeopardy. While we love our readers, we bet a few of you would be mad if you showed up on Sunday to find the show had been cancelled. For ticket information, send an email to the club at list_serve (at) 930.com.