With any major news event, there’s one question that trumps all others: how will this affect my sex life?

The fast casual spot’s Pi Day tradition is rising faster than pizza dough.

Now all you’ve got to do is find someone to date.

Through twists and turns, this comedy earns the affection of its audience.

A self-indulgent and literally masturbatory 3D sex drama.

Maybe you’re just searching for love in all the wrong places.

I guess we have to move to Colorado Springs or El Paso.

“Hey, baby, this is Cooper. Remember Cooper? Yeah, so, how are you?”

Let’s take a brief reader survey, shall we? Have any of you ever thought that it was a good idea to do engage in any of the following actions?

Whilst perusing the fine content on display at our sister blog in New York over the weekend, this editor couldn’t help but notice this post, boasting about The City That Never Sleeps’ booming population of people who aren’t sporting wedding bands.