And a Mercedes.

As we noted this morning, WMATA has initiated an interesting ad campaign through which they coin specific terms for safety-enhancing actions. So far the campaign has only added four words — or sniglets — to the English language: PlanBdextrous, referring to the ability to map out an alternate route home; Sumpnspicious, those suspicious actions and occurrences that should be reported to Metro officials; Conseaterate, the act of giving ones seat to someone in need of a seat; and Doorker, the person who blocks the train or bus doors.

Given the many things that happen daily on the transit agency’s trains and buses, we couldn’t help but brainstorm some more sniglets for WMATA’s use. Of course, this is a developing language, so we are accepting any and all suggestions from readers.