It turns out that D.C. is a town of eavesdroppers after all. We asked you to send along the funny, strange and just plain stupid things you’ve overheard on the streets of D.C., and you disconnected yourselves from your cell phones and iPods to deliver a cornucopia of oddities and idiocies from our mean streets. We’d like this to be a regular DCist feature, so keep ’em coming to overheardindc (at) gmail (dot) com.

Quote of the week

Conference attendee near the Woodley Park Marriott:
“So what’s it like here? Do people say please and thank you, like in New Jersey?”

More of your nuggets after the jump.