It is time once again to take a look at the strange, funny, and baffling things you’ve heard around town. As always, this feature depends on your keen hearing, so keep on sending your stuff to overheardindc (at) gmail (dot) com.

In this edition, incest is never not funny, Mike Tyson strikes again, chickens beware, and Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

Quote of the week

Metro, near Eastern Market:
Two teenage boys sitting next to each other in quietly. Kid #1 is intently studying a piece of paper. Finally, Kid #2 breaks the silence:
Kid #2: “Dude, she’s totally your cousin.”
Kid #1: “Nah. No she ain’t.”
Kid #2: “Dude. Totally…look. You totally hooked up with your cousin.” [Draws imaginary lines on the piece of paper, which appears to be some kind of family tree.]
Kid #1: [Pause] “Yeah, well, all I’m sayin’ is that I ain’t never seen her at no family reunion.”
Kid #2: “Yeah…whatever.”

More after the jump.