This post was written by DCist contributor Campbell Roth.

Just when you thought premium cable was safe — –HBO refuses to let Jessica Cutler’s 15 minutes tick to an end.

The Post’s Lisa de Moraes reports today that the pay channel is developing a sitcom based on the exploits of our infamous Washingtonienne (aka Jessica Cutler), whose blog broadcasted her rarely PG-rated dalliances with D.C. menfolk.

Details on the show’s plot are slim, but those of you still missing the sex-capades (did we really just utter that word?) of Ms. Carrie “I Couldn’t Help But Wonder” Bradshaw — so much so that you’re still ordering those tired Cosmopolitans, even at the Irish pub down the block — will relish the new sitcom, which is being developed by the production company owned by Bradshaw’s alter ego, Sarah Jessica Parker. And, given HBO’s penchant for, um, graphic scenes, it’s worth betting that the show, like the blog, won’t be rated PG.

Something about the impending show makes us think a hip, colorful Washingtonienne cocktail is right around the corner. DCist mulled it over, and we came up with some sure-to-be-favorites: Laptop-atini, Vodka Red State and — ooh! a pun! — Sex on the Hill.

Hey, like we said: Not exactly PG-rated.