It’s here. Tourist season is officially upon us. But we’re still light on clueless tourist comments. I know they’re out there — just as I’m sure there are a bunch of Parisians out there laughing about the stupid Americans who couldn’t figure out where the actual Bastille was. That is, when they’re not busy participating in mass demonstrations. So keep keeping your ears open, and email anything interesting, funny, or inscrutable you hear to overheardindc (at) gmail (dot) com.

Quote of the Week

Parking lot, Safeway at 14th and D, SE:

Scene: Couple arguing, talking heatedly, but no shouting.
Her: “…and then you f***ed up my little brother…”
Him: “…I DID NOT stab your brother in the eye!”

After the jump “pyramiding,” the black-and-white hills of Scotland, and a guy who thinks he’s Tom Cruise.

Photo posted to DCist photos by Flickr user James Calder.

Again, we’d like to acknowledge the generosity of Overheard in New York for letting us use their idea.