We know that gas prices have been at record highs. We know that fuel conservation measures are necessary, and most of us can wallow in self-congratulatory satisfaction over our Metro commute. But when they take away the motorcycles from the Power Rangers? It’s a sad, sad day indeed.

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Bike to Work Day:

Little girl pointing at bike rider in spandex: “Look mommy, a Power Ranger!”

After the jump, divine retribution, relationship woes, and pig hunting.

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