Editor’s Note: Our apologies for being late with some of our regular Friday features — we experienced some technical difficulties which prevented them from being published on the site.

Quote of the Week

At E Street Cinema:
Employee at the concession stand to (seemingly) no one in particular: “There are a lot of celibate porn stars out there…but they just aren’t working right now.”

After the jump, weapons of Ancient Rome, our Metro etiquette education efforts finally take root, and something has finally rendered Overheard in D.C. speechless.

This week, our cup runneth over. Keep us in mead and grog: overheardindc (at) gmail (dot) com.

Image posted to DCist photos by Flickr member themarkpike, used under a Creative Commons license.