NBC4 has the story that five area women have reported being assaulted near the Vienna Metro.

Police said the culprit approaches his victims from behind and attempts to pull down their shorts. In each of the cases the women have screamed and the man has run away. No one has been physically hurt.

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The attacker is described as a dark-skinned Middle Eastern or Hispanic man believed to be in his 20s, standing about 5 feet 4 inches to 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighing between 130 and 160 pounds. He was wearing a red shirt, blue jeans and a blue jacket Monday night.

We would have liked to have recommended that anyone who spots this man immediately rush forward and kick him in the balls, but our lawyers tell us that’s probably not a good thing to do. Instead, we guess we’ll just ask all of our readers who use the Vienna Metro stop to be extra vigilant, and see if we can’t track this infantile creep down and get him the help he needs.