Earlier this week, the Washington Post ran an article enumerating a list of suggestions that the team might take to improve their 2-4 standing. In the wake of handing the Tennessee Titans their first win, it looked like a lot of the old “rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic”–although, in those deck chairs’ defense, the Post failed to mention that there have been times this season that some strategically placed deck chairs might be capable of offering Mark Brunell pass protection superior to that of his animate counterparts.

One suggestion we would have made: why not dunk Danny Sixflags in a large body of water, the way the Puritans did with the witches in Salem? Then, if he doesn’t drown, we could beseech him to use his Satanic powers to help the team in some fashion. Because if yesterday’s result is any indicator, the Redskins, even playing well, might not be able to beat the lion’s share of the teams remaining on their schedule. Teams that just might be…you know–better.