>> Okay, not technically voting news, but we’re convinced that Britney Spears is filing for divorce today in order to sway the elections in some manner. Perhaps going on a campaign of “Don’t Marry Total Effing Idiots”? [TMZ]
>> Robocalling — the new hotness? Over on his personal blog, DCist Tom explains just
how it’s done — and just how easy it is to do. Please don’t try this at home. Seriously.
Density]
>> Representation: a right that even those in remote Tajik villages get to have.
Meanwhile, here in D.C., we just get to sit around and be bitter. [SueAndNotU]
>> The GOP — could they possibly, POSSIBLY, be realizing the fact that the same sex
marriage ban is completely and utterly embarrassing, humiliating, and totally stupid,
amongst many other adjectives we could think of? Ehhh…probably not. [piece of ass]
>> Want to feel all inspired and patriotic? Check out the hundreds of “I Voted” pictures
floating around on Flickr. It’ll give you the warm and fuzzies. [Flickr]
>> Tired of the status quo here in D.C.? It may be a bit too late now, but consider a
write-in campaign for a candidate who recommends that “Smith Point should be fire bombed.”
Sounds good! But on the other hand, he believes North Cleveland Park is a neighborhood.
>> We’ve been hearing that “I voted” stickers aren’t being handed out at some polling
places in the city. Which, outrage. Maybe that’s what happened to the man in Pennsylvania
who destroyed a voting machine with a metal cat statue. Which is the awesomest sentence
we’ve typed in a long time. [Wonkette]
