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FRIDAY: >> At 11 a.m. today or noon tomorrow, grab the kids and a box or twelve of tissues and head down to the National Archives for a screening of An American Tail. Part of their celebration of Jewish American Heritage Month, they’re sharing the story of Fivel and his cheese-paved streets with the next generation. We can only assume they’ll watch it over and over like we did, each time hoping Fivel doesn’t go…
>> Tomorrow D.C. United players will be sporting special maroon jerseys in honor of Virginia Tech. After the game, all 18 shirts will be signed by a player and auctioned, with the proceeds going to the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund which provides assistance to victims and their families along with grief counseling and other “comfort expenses”. >> Tax hikes may force Trimper Rides, one of the oldest businesses in Ocean City, to close shop….
>> Okay, not technically voting news, but we’re convinced that Britney Spears is filing for divorce today in order to sway the elections in some manner. Perhaps going on a campaign of “Don’t Marry Total Effing Idiots”? [TMZ] >> Robocalling — the new hotness? Over on his personal blog, DCist Tom explains just how it’s done — and just how easy it is to do. Please don’t try this at home. Seriously. [Manifest Density]…
>> D.C. Board of Education Vice President Carolyn Graham enjoys making cartoon dress-up dolls on the Internet while at work. But really guys, who doesn’t? [Yeas and Nays] >> The bloggers at Free Darko join Deadspin in talking about our very own Agent Zero. “More bottomless riddle than one-note lightweight,” indeed. [Deadspin] >> After being profiled in the illustrious New York Times, the Capital Club decides it’s not so illustrious after all. [Wonkette] >> Mayor-to-be…
Editor’s Note: Over the next two weeks, DCist will be bringing you a veritable onslaught of coverage of the first annual Capital Fringe Festival, which kicks off today. Here, we share with you our critic’s take on The Worst President Ever, which we caught last month before its festival premiere — check back in regularly for more crucial Capital Fringe info as the Festival unfolds.. Oppressive acronyms. Mary Cheney. Ann Coulter. Britney Spears. These are…
WEDNESDAY: >> After a decade apart, Digable Planets, who fuse jazz and laid-back hip hop, are together again at the 9:30 Club. Don’t even pretend like you don’t remember their hit, “Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat).” NPR has a brief report on their reunion. $25. THURSDAY: >> Summer’s slipping away, so make sure to head out to a Fort Reno concert if you haven’t already. Tonight’s Del Cielo (at right), Kathy Cashel, and Eyeball…
The sports world is alive with the story of old favorites returning to their former haunts. Even as our new and fresh-faced colleagues at Bostonist contend with the time-travelling brain-melt that is Antoine Walker returning to the Celtics after a year-plus sojourn in Tejas and the ATL, we at DCist are just now getting the news that the Redskins front office is in deep trade talks themselves, 2003 style. If you cast your mind back…