>> It’s just gotta be a tough day for the MPD officer who had his gun, badge and wallet stolen out of his gym locker in Chantilly today. And you just know it’s going to be an even tougher day for the idiot who stole them when he’s finally caught, since he’s been using the officer’s credit cards all over Northern Virginia and even managed to get captured on a surveillance video. Duuude. And we thought Mayor Fenty had balls. [WTOP]

>> Thank goodness Richard Nixon’s birthday didn’t pass without fanfare. [Wonkette]

>> Finally, the master and the skilled apprentice will meet in a dramatic showdown to decide who’s the most powerful and accomplished blowhard in the history of television. Guess who we’re pulling for? [FishbowlDC]

>> Man stabbed, killed in broad daylight in Old Town Alexandria. [NBC4]

>> We’re all heading to the WaPo Blogger Summit, and will let you know if it’s totally lame. Or else, see you there.

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