>> More than 450,000 federal employees failed to file income tax returns for 2005, and they owe the government, their employers, a whopping $2,799,950,165. Are you one of them? [WTOP]

>> A woman was found dead in a rowhouse that caught fire near Georgia Ave. NW. Police and fire officials are investigating the death and the blaze. [WaPo]

>> KILLER SQUIRRELS ARE INVADING D.C. HOMES OMG !!1! [OuttaMindOuttaSite]

>> Supreme Court says we don’t have to take any more of Congress’ shit in the Anacostia [ABC7]

>> The most exciting thing about Sen. Barack Obama’s announcement that he’s formed an exploratory committee to run for president? We could end up with a president who’s a smoker, and then all our commenters would spend every waking hour writing mean-spirited posts about how he’s evil and shit. [Yeas and Nays]

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