>> It’s not tough to earn the ire of Rock Creek Rambler, but when you make it this easy, we have to wonder whether or not you’re doing it on purpose. Though we have to hand it to you, the line, “Let me just say, it was to hard to organize resistance to you!” will go down in history as the one that made the entire DCist staff snort Diet Dr. Pepper through their noses simultaneously. [Missed Connections]

>> Have you checked out Express’ redesigned web site yet?

>> The Virginia legislature is under the impression that most job applicants are unable to notice that a restaurant allows smoking unless there is a sign posted on the door. Or, the best advertising campaign Virginia has ever come up with to attract tourists from D.C. [Associated Press]

>> New Metro GM John Catoe is forcing his top executives to actually ride the Metro. Here’s looking at you, Catoe. [Examiner]

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