Presented without commentary. Or much commentary, anyway. I’d like to see some suggestions for other kinds of stories for which this headline might be useful, so get cracking in the comments.

UPDATE: Poor washingtonpost.com is taking a real beating today. Via Wonkette, it seems someone reposted the obituaries of Presidents Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford yesterday, in such a way that it seemed as though the Post was reporting their deaths very, very late.

UPDATE II: As noted in comments, washingtonpost.com has replaced the greatest headline of the year with newer, more mundane version: “Create Your Own Salad.” Sadly, not a lot of jokes to be made about that one. Stick with you convictions, washingtonpost.com copy editors!