Via Wonkette, some lovely video of everyone’s favorite political pundit/dancer with zero shame or credibility, Tucker Carlson. In the wake of the accusations of lewd activity in a men’s bathroom against Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), Carlson appeared on MSNBC Live on Tuesday to proclaim Craig as seeming awfully guilty, and later told host Dan Abrams that some twenty years ago he and a friend once beat up a gay man who he says made a pass at Carlson in a public restroom in Georgetown Park. Awesome! Because as we all know, real men commit hate crimes.

He also went on to say that he currently avoids taking his son to the public restroom at the park where he plays soccer because of “creepy guys” hanging out in there. We know Carlson lives in Alexandria, so which park do you think he’s talking about here? Not because we want to find any creepy guys in the men’s room, more so we can show up with 50 drag queens and really freak Carlson right the eff out.