>> A second suspect in the kidnapping and sexual assault of a Prince George’s County woman is under arrest after he was ID’d by a Metro transit investigator. [NBC4]

>> D.C. firefighters and medics responded to the scene of an accident in Cleveland Park today that left a woman seriously injured after she crashed her car through a wall of her brick carport, collapsing part of it onto the car. [AP/WJLA]

>> “If you’re wandering around Foggy Bottom and you see someone who looks like Michael Rapaport, RUN!!” [why.i.hate.dc]

>> “I drive a manual transmission. If you want to get within two inches of my rear bumper while stopped on a hill, that’s your choice. If I then deliberately let my clutch out slowly, that’s my choice.” [14th and You]

>> Duh, that’s where the Shadow Government works, after it’s been miniaturized. [City Desk]

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