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Comment of the Week:

jen209 on D.C. being named only the 8th gayest city in the country:

So maybe we ARE the gayest, it’s just that all of our gays have commitment issues.

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A close runner-up: Jeffrey has something to share about the WJLA affair story:

Oh noes! Does this mean it’s time to end my oh-so-wrong-but-so-very-very-right affair with Doug Hill? The forecast calls for heartbreak with an 80% chance of break-up sex.

After the jump, Waffle Shop, The Police (the band), and awful coal jokes.

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