It was a slower week for comments, given that lots of folks were away for Turkey Time, but there were still plenty of good ones. Monkeyrotica has this week’s Comment of the Week in regards to the accident in Maryland where kids weren’t wearing their seatbelts. He makes a good point, then makes us laugh:

It’s like they’re deliberately avoiding being critical of the kids’ behavior, I guess for the sake of the parents, but they’re only drawing more attention to the one factor that would probably have saved their lives.

If their lives meant anything, the parents, the teachers, their friends would be screaming from the rooftops WEAR YOUR GODDAMNED SEATBELT. How many more kids are going to die in the coming months because we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings?

All this misplaced adolescent angst. Whatever happened to cutting or the choking game or lighting poots? Hell, when was the last time you saw a kid in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit rolling a hoop down the street with a stick? That’s some straight-up gangsta s**t, yo. Try talking smack about him or his bonnet and he’ll pull a nine out of his doublet and fill the whole goddamn street with hot brass, screaming, “Hell, yeah! That’s how we do it in my hood, b***h!” Then off he goes with his hoop and stick.

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