>> “I rode home on the Metro tonight a bit after 7pm, and as the train was chugging along I came to realize that there were Two. Human. Turds. on the floor across the aisle from me.” [Jesus Saves, I Spend via Free Ride]

>> Fairfax County high school senior Devraj “Dave” Kori, he of the angry voicemail from the school administrator’s wife about calling their home to complain about a lack of snow days, will serve a Saturday detention at Lake Braddock Secondary School. [WaPo]

>> Animal Control in Gaithersburg has warned Kentlands-area residents about the apparent deliberate poisoning of a dog. [NBC4]

>> A Metrobus driver kicked a man with a valid National Capital Regional bus day-pass off his bus, mistakenly believing the passes were no longer accepted. [WJLA]

>> “I desire tacos almost as I desire tickets to see Wilco.” [Prince of Petworth]

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