Howdy fellow commenters, it’s once again time for your favorite afternoon comment roundup. We hope you’re able to take a break from anguishing over picking that Gonzaga-Davidson first round matchup to take a look at the best and brightest from last week’s comments.

This week’s comment of the week comes from boondoggle, who has a test of his own for DCPS, after they fired 98 employees and most of them (unsurprisingly) cried foul:

DCPS math quiz
Name:
Date:

1. If you have an office of 698 incompetent employees and fire 98 of them, how many rhee-main?

2. 1 out of every 3 employees is embezzling money. Assuming the same ratio holds for the fired employees, how many fired employees will find new jobs elsewhere in DC government?

3. Half of all employees know how to order more paper clips. If a quarter of the fired employees know how to do this, what percentage of institutional knowledge has been lost?

4. One of the rhee-maining employees decides to use her embezzled riches to acquire a Bentley Continental GT. After three years, would she be better off buying or leasing? (assume MSRP and standard lease terms)

Calculators will not be provided. Please show your work.

After the jump, you’re probably breaking some sins that the Catholic Church just made up.

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