Awhile ago, we mentioned the crazy story of two guys who snuck all over Nationals Park during the team’s opener game — the dugout, press box, locker room, luxury suites etc. And thanks to two drunk guys on the Metro, we think we know how it happened, straight from the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.

Overheard of the Week

On the Orange Line Metro to Vienna:

Guy 1: “Man, i can’t believe they kicked us out.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I mean, just because they were turning off the lights in the stadium.”
Guy 1: “And started pulling out the rain tarp.”
Guy 2: “Next time, we should hide in the restrooms and then we can run around on the field when everyone is gone.”
Guy 1: “That would be awesome. And totally illegal.”

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