Seems like the hot weather has brought out the awkwardness and passive aggressiveness in people. Then again, this is D.C., so those characteristics are never hard to find. But it’s still fun to hear people putting their feet in their mouths more than usual, for our amusement.

Overheard of the Week:

At the Columbia Heights Target:

A 20-something couple are in the closet and storage section. She points to some hideaway bins.

Woman, sweetly and pointedly: “You could put all of your T-shirts in these.”
Man, equally as sweet and pointed: “Or you could put all of your fucking winter clothes in them.”

After the jump, stupid jokes, more awkward situations, and fashion terms that got invented quickly.

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