D.C. is a city of archetypes. There’s the Hill staffer, the bigshot douchebag, the crackhead, the intern, the yuppie, the tourist. They all came together this week in a melange of stereotypes and stupidity. But not before discovering the newest trend: coming soon to a hip desk near you: vintage office supplies.

Overheard of the Week:

Three State Department interns at McDonalds during lunch rush:

Girl 1: “So I’m supposed to go through her Rolodex after lunch and add all them into Outlook.”
Girl 2: “What’s a Rolodex?”
Girl 3: “It’s this round thing that has a bunch of cards and you put people’s contact information. My grandma uses one still.”
Girl 2: “Wow! I never heard of that, I totally want one!”

After the jump, counting, getting naked, dumb tourist girls, and polite angry bikers.

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