Many of you pointed out in the comments that the re-posting of the Mt. Pleasant assgrabber rant on Craigslist has also been flagged for removal. What’s wrong with you, Craigslist community?

To make up for it, here’s another gem, courtesy reader Matthew Mateo:

Virginia License Plate JLP 2948 – Honda Accord – w4m (Sterling, VA)

Yesterday, the drive home at 5:00 p.m., intersection of Nokes Blvd and 28.

You: Late 30s, early 40s, well dressed, sitting in the left lane on Nokes Blvd waiting to take a left onto Southbound 28. As you sat in your car jerking off, you glanced over at me with that knowing look, that “hey, my junk ain’t in a box” look, that car salesman swarmy look to see if I was watching you.

Me: Throwing up in my mouth and writing down your license plate number to call the cops. You’re a fucking turd.

Surely at this point there is a market for a blog devoted to collecting all the “Gotcha, Perv!” posts on Craigslist, a la m4intern. Get cracking, internets.

Photo by soleil1016