Relationships are hard. They’re fun, they’re weird, they’re sometimes awful. For some reason, a bunch of overheards recently deal with male-female relationships. Maybe it’s the birds and the bees, or the ridiculously hot weather and humidity just do something to people. Not always good somethings, though.

Overheard of the Week

Walking through Dupont Circle:

Young female professional talking very loudly on her cell:

“I can’t believe you are seeing someone who beats people with a bat then robs them!”

After the jump, scary stuff, interesting proclivities, vampire jokes, and cute kids.

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