It’s Monday, so you know what that means – another hearty helping of the witty best and hilarious worst of your contributions to our little nook of the interwebs. So pull yourself away from refreshing those Olympic results for one second and…dive in.

John Edwards’ affair was probably a bad decision on the part of the former senator and presidential candidate. But as Burleith points out in our Comment of the Week, his staff’s damage control skills are unmatched.

Well, if you’re going to pick a day to break the news, a Friday afternoon in August is good.

But a Friday afternoon in August when Russia invades another country and the Olympics are about to start — that’s managing the news cycle.

I’m sure no one will notice.

After the jump, gastropubs, restaurant cleanliness grades, and finally, we’ve found Pee-Wee’s bike.

Photo by easement.