It’s getting closer and closer to election time, which means a fair percentage of D.C. area folks pay less attention to sports, music, grooming, and the small stuff like that. People are no longer talking about 14-year old gymnasts, but what the senator said last night, or how that one attorney general guy looks like Joe Biden. And it’ll be this way next week too. At least there are some entrepreneurs out there to take advantage.

Overhead of the Week

On the Green Line at Chinatown:

About 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday a guy gets on selling CD’s.

Guy in a loud voice: “CDs… DVDs… I got the latest hits. Anyone want to buy some
CDs?”
(Silence)
“CDs… DVDs…”
(Silence)
“I got PORNOS. Get your pornos…”
(No response, a few people chuckle)
“I got MIDGET pornos y’all…”
(Laughter from a few folks, but no buyers.)
“I got midget pornos… Get your midget pornos…”
(Still no buyers.)
“No one wants midget pornos? Alright then, I’ve got Barack Obama T-shirts, cause it’s time for a change!”
(The train erupts in laughter)

After the jump, you don’t know where that cab’s been, marijuana as the new lemonade stand and more.