There’s a lot of fun things to do around D.C. when the weather is warm. You can go swimming, walk around the mall, hit a farmer’s market, go to Great Falls. There’s beer, and cookouts, and sports. And other things we haven’t even though of.

Overheard of the Week:

In the 7-Eleven on Fenton Lane in Silver Spring:

A bearded homeless man walks into the 7-Eleven, holds up a piece of posterboard featuring columns upon columns of handwritten celebrity names and random words, and announces to the whole store with a smile, “See?!? I got more to do all day than sit around and jerk off!”

After the jump, jury duty, dates going swimmingly, and non-jokes.

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Photo by cstein96