School has started again, which means most interns are gone. But D.C. still has plenty of 20-somethings, with college kids back in town and the usual Hill staffers, non-profit workers, etc. And this week, for whatever reason, a number of overheards involve mostly clueless 20-somethings, with a few little kids added in for good measure. Enjoy, dog.

Overheard of the Week:

On a patio on the quad at GW:

A girl is on her cell phone talking loudly:

“Oooh my god, so so much shit went down. I can’t tell you what it was because I never know who’s around, these people might know everyone…. oh oook I’ll tell you. I’ll use nicknames – so my mom was soooo mad and she was yelling at A Dog, and then A Dog was bitching at B Dog and my mom basically told B Dog to just give up and forget it.”

(pause)

“Oh. Yeah everyone is called A Dog and B Dog! I mean my B Dog. I am just a little pissed off in the head. This is so embarrassing, I would only ever tell you about this. It’s not B Dog. I have some faith in B Dog actually. I don’t have faith in the other A Dog — that’s who I don’t have faith in.”

All right. After the jump, diamonds, town names, and doobies, all involving 20-somethings.

Keep the overheard river flowing! overheardindc(at)gmail(dot)com

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