Things people overhear usually follow certain patterns: tourists saying dumb things about D.C., people talking too loudly about personal stuff, and generally offensive comments. But sometimes things come around that don’t fit the pattern. Sometimes things raise so many questions, all of them pretty weird.

Overheard of the Week

At the West End Trader Joe’s:

A 20-something man and woman are shopping:

“Will you please remind me to wash that foot tonight?”

After the jump, hangovers, jerks, and panhandlers.

Hear anything good around town? Let us know. overheardindc(at)gmail(dot)com

Photo by Carlos del Vaca