Here in D.C., you hear a lot of talk about specific bills on the Hill, economic minutiae, and world politics. The level of discourse is usually much higher than, say, Peoria. But sometimes there are things that just stick out. See it, say it.

Overheard of the Week

In Crystal City:

An early- to mid-40s male walking down Crystal Drive, talking on a cell phone:

Guy, loudly into the phone: “(Name), the weapons are fine…”
(pause)
Shouting into the phone while holding it in front of his mouth: “I SAID THE WEAPONS ARE FINE! THEY ARRIVED SAFELY!”

After the jump, chocolate, more things you probably shouldn’t say, and poop.

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