That beloved or hated holiday is almost upon us, the one where the saint got his head chopped off, thus leading to chocolates and flowers. There are other V-Day traditions too, like overpriced meals, elementary school cards, those chalky heart candies, awkward present-giving, and grumpy singles. But maybe there’s one less spoken about.

Overheard of the Week

Outside Bourbon in Glover Park on Tuesday night around 10:30:

Three guys are walking down the sidewalk.

One guy to the others: “Valentine’s Day is coming up, and all the guys are trimming their pubes before their girlfriends arrive.”

The other two guys are silent.

After the jump, dumb college students, dumb Hill staffers, and other dumb stuff.

Hear any good stuff at your Val Day outings, or elsewhere in town? Let us know, overheardindc(at)gmail(dot)com

Photo by christaki