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Being a passive-aggressive jerk is great. No, really, it’s totally great when you do it. Yeah, I love it.

Overheard of the Week

On MARC train from Baltimore:

A well-dressed man in a business suit is on a cell phone.

Man: “Hello, how is your day going?”

(Man listens to the phone)

Man: “Well, let me describe how the day will end: your clothes will be packed in boxes on the lawn, the locks will be changed, your car will be towed away.”

(Audible yelling from the other end)

Man: “Well OK then.”

The man folds the phone and begins to read the paper.

After the jump, problems at work, skaters, and police cars.

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