>> The District of Columbia Bar wants an online directory of lawyers to cease and desist, citing violations of copyright laws and privacy, and the ability to rate the attorneys listed. [WaPo]

>> Someone at 13th and Irving NW is offering “Free Air for Bikes.” [Prince of Petworth]

>> A Frederick County, Md., woman charged with giving alcohol to a teenager got off on a technicality: she was convicted under the wrong statute. In a separate incident three years ago, she was convicted on a reckless endangerment charge for allowing three kids to ride in her car’s trunk on a hot day. Clearly, good judgment is not her strong suit. [NBC Washington]

>> Greater Greater Washington analyzes whether or not Metro fares are on par with inflation.

>> Pepco conducted a third test of a sidewalk near Logan Circle “after several dog owners reported that their dogs have been shocked on days when the sidewalk was wet and had salt spread on it.” [WTOP]

>> A man injured a Southern Maryland woman over the weekend when he installed a sex toy onto a saber saw blade and then proceeded to use the power tool on her. The blade cut through the plastic toy and it’s not a stretch to figure out what else the blade probably cut through. Painful as that injury had to be, it reminds one immediately of a certain Heathers quote. [WUSA]

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