Truly charming news out of Hagerstown: the AP via WTOP reports that the Secret Service detained a Maryland man who showed up to one of Sen. Ben Cardin’s health care reform town hall meetings with a sign reading, “Death to Obama.” And wait, it gets even charming-er! The sign also reportedly read, “Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids.” Thanks for classing up the joint, unidentified 51-year-old Maryland man. We’re sure everyone appreciates your erudite contributions to the health care reform debate.