Photo by primplan

Maybe it’s getting hot out and people are caring less or wearing less clothes or something, because a lot of submissions this week are vaguely (or overtly) crude. And sometimes also very confusing.

Overheard of the Week

Saturday around 11 p.m. at Mr. Smith’s in Georgetown:

A man in his mid-30s is talking to the bouncer: “I just had sex with my wife two hours ago! [pause] But, yeah, she’s still in the hospital.”

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