Photo by staceyviera

It’s late August, which means college kids are back in town. Expect more crowded bars around Foggy Bottom and Georgetown, long lines at Target and Bed Bath & Beyond, and at least for a few months, more confused young people on the Metro. Some have their priorities, however.

Overheard of the Week

A 20-something guy with friends walking through Washington Circle: “I’m only here to drink.”

After the jump, tourists, geniuses, and peeing.

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