Are you plagued by the worry that all your friends make more money than you? Well Reuters’s Patricia Reaney has filed this story to confirm all those fears! The D.C. area has “the nation’s highest percentage of 25-34 year-olds making more than $100,000 a year,” according to The Nielsen Company.

Well, that’s just grand for all of you, isn’t it. Pardon me while I reevaluate every single one of my life choices.

In the “this makes me feel only slightly better” category, it seems that most of you wealthy youngsters are concentrated in Loudoun County, Arlington County and Alexandria. The District itself did not make the top 10.