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For whatever reason, this week’s overheards were primarily sexual in nature. Maybe we’ve gone too long without a Congressional sex scandal, so locals folks have felt the need to make up their own? These cops seem to know what’s up.

Overheard of the Week

At 14th and Harvard on Monday afternoon:

Two D.C. Police bike cops are riding single file on the sidewalk down 14th Street NW:

Lead cop, over his shoulder: “Know what I like about midnight is?”
Second cop, pushing to catch up: “What’s that?”
Lead cop: “Everyone I talk to is dirty.”
Second cop: “Oh yeah!”

After the jump, more dirty stuff, and some non-dirty stuff.

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