How’s everybody enjoying this weekend’s Metro delays? Oh, what’s that? You say that you laugh in the face of mass transit delays because you have an automobile? No worries, that can be fixed. Tomorrow — just like any normal Sunday — the District will feature several delays on select patches of heavily-trafficked pavement. Bike for the Heart, a fundraiser for heart disease prevention, will close F Street between 6th and 7th from 4 a.m. to 5 p.m. and will also feature rolling closures along Pennsylvania and Constitution Avenues and First, 7th and 15th Streets NW. The National Equality March will also force delays along its route between McPherson Square and the west side of the U.S. Capitol tomorrow afternoon. March participants will maneuver south on 15th Street, NW, West on H Street, south on 17th Street, and east on Pennsylvania Avenue to 3rd Street, NW between noon and 2 p.m. Plan your Sunday travels accordingly.