Last year, we had a laugh or two about the signs that Maryland required registered sex offenders to post during last year’s trick-or-treating hours, in order to let parents know which houses to avoid. We even had deeply offensive musical accompaniment! But despite last year’s positive results, the signs were not required this year, according to WTOP. Why’s that? “[T]he sign was confusing because it had a pumpkin,” said the coordinator of the sex offender registry for the county sheriff’s office. So confusing that you’d miss the large, green “NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE” text which lies directly on top of the pumpkin’s face?