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It can be fun to think about things you’d like in an ideal mate. But sometimes, things sound better than they actually are.

Overheard of the Week

At Asylum, Thursday night:

Female Waitress: “For some reason I have wings coming out my ass tonight!”
Male Bartender: “That would be a real selling point for chicks. Dude, if you could shit out buffalo wings, I’d marry you.”

After the jump, musical instruments, salad, the winner of last weeks’ contest, and more.

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