A friend of 20-year-old Bethesda resident Collin McKenzie-Gude, who pleaded guilty in September to some serious business, says that McKenzie-Gude really, really doesn’t like President Barack Obama. Not Gordon-Brown-casual-insult doesn’t like Barack Obama. As in stockpiled-bomb-making-chemicals doesn’t like Barack Obama. A seriously deluded Patrick Yevsukov, 18, testified under an immunity deal about plans made between McKenzie-Gude, Yevsukov, and Yevsukov’s father to assassinate the President. ABC7 has a story on McKenzie-Gude’s ongoing sentencing that’s almost too crazy to believe, including allegations that he intended to kill some dude selling them guns or something; Yevsukov’s mother — that is a seriously uncool way to treat someone who has agreed to be your lookout; and President Obama. Among crazy-ass schemes involving dads, sons, armor-piercing projectiles, and the woods near Camp David, this one beats the band. These guys couldn’t have just joined the Boy Scouts?